I am a hepatocyte
Hepatocyte factory employee #8102, or bricklayer for short
Every day, I have a long list of jobs to do:
Filtering the sewage, toxins and waste from the blood vessels
Preparing bile and processing clotting factors according to secret recipes
Packing and storing liver glycogen and protein in storage
……
When I’m short-handed, I split
As one gentleman said:
One liver cell goes down
There are millions of other liver cells standing up
I work strictly on a 24-hour basis
We don’t take a vacation until the earth explodes
Finally, in my 18th year on the job
I was awarded the five-star model worker in the factory
Finally, I was physically exhausted the night before I received the award
Fell on the workstation ……
When I woke up, I suddenly felt a chill in my back
It turns out that there are a few new strange guys in the factory
were eyeing me up
Hepatitis B oldest brother was the first to approach me
Since knowing that the tablet immune cells hadn’t seen the hepatitis B vaccine
He came to my house twice a day to play games all night
Finally, he just stuck around
Stealing my instant noodles and swiping my credit card to buy equipment
It’s a shame I trusted him too much
They have been unaware of it for years
In contrast, the alcoholic brother is much more generous
I was often invited to have a drink and talk about life
Every time I get drunk, I’m red-faced
I accidentally told the truth
I don’t know why, but every time I drink it, I lose something
but I’m slowly getting addicted to drinking
The big sister of aflatoxin is the owner of the miscellaneous food store downstairs
Once there is unsold melon seeds peanuts eight porridge
She is always the first to think of me
I can’t help but sigh: there are still many good people in the world
Although there is always diarrhea after eating
Later on, the elder sister of the yellow tetracycline called me at length:
“With all due respect, there aren’t many kids as silly and white as you these days!
I can’t even bear to keep lying to you!
I gave you two years of spoiled food
After driving out acetaldehyde dehydrogenase
The acetaldehyde that alcohol turns into poisons you
To this day, the hepatitis B virus wreaks havoc in your house
His associates have infiltrated thousands of homes
Once the immune cells find out, none of you will survive!”
Ugh, who told me to save face
I’m extremely self-repairing
After many heavy blows
I’m a brick wall inside
(I didn’t know that this was actually the beginning of cirrhosis)
Surely choose to forgive them ……
But then suddenly one day I felt out of control
Want to go on strike, want to bounce, want to go out and smash and grab!
Yes, I’ve changed, it’s genetically wrong
When I went out, my brother next door also had a bad smile on his face
Since then we have a new name:
Liver cancer cells!
We worked well together and quickly took over a villa area
As the saying goes
“If you want to be rich, first build a road”
So we got
Vascular endothelial growth factor (VEGF) construction team
Let them build a few new vessels from the main vascular artery
20 minutes straight to the CBD
So you can have takeout delivered from the city
We started ganging up
Inciting more liver cells to join our group
Following these highways, we can also group out
For example, a day trip to “portal vein cancer thrombosis“
To see the spectacle of the three rivers converging in the hepatic portal vein;
such as the “metastatic liver cancer” sightseeing tour abroad
Going to live in the alveolar rainforest and the Museum of the Brain for half a month
I’m used to being a hard-working, law-abiding overtime dog
It’s better to be a cancer cell!
It turns out that you can really do whatever you want with money
But it didn’t last long ……
3 months ago a group of city police
Without a second thought, they issued a ticket
The VEGF construction team was taken away
These are some big city cops:
Sorafenib, old and strong
Lenvatinib, young and talented
If they can’t get it right
There’s regorafenib,
in the second line
Cabozantinib at their disposal
At the risk of starving to death
We decided to fight a “guerrilla war”
Going back in the day
We stopped working during the day and worked late at night
The road was finally fixed before the year was up
Just when we were celebrating at the hotel
There was a siren in the distance
What, the T-cell police brigade?
We never disguise ourselves as “good people” in the city
The PD-L1 fake IDs are no different from normal cells
Even the police’s PD-1 security checker can’t detect the true or false
How come a surprise attack today?
After careful inquiry
There are a group of hackers called Navumab
Technically disabling all PD-1 security cameras!
T cells had to use the most primitive and stupid method:
Take off your clothes and see who has the most tattoos (antigens) on their body
Just! Grab! Who!
Me and a bunch of minions shivering ……
Last words
Fellow still normal liver cells
If you see
Hepatitis B virus, alcohol, and aflatoxin
These three liars
Just leave them
Also, never try to be on the edge of breaking the law ……
Hepatocellular carcinoma cell #8012