Human body: All medical friends, I wish you all a good New Year! You are our protectors, and I hope you can take better care of our health in the New Year! Please take a stand for each of my organs! Kidneys: Hello, everyone! I am in charge of his kidneys, good kidneys, men and women function well, I wish you all good kidneys in the New Year! Function well! Ureter: Hello, everyone! I am in charge of the ureter, the kidney is good, it produces urine must pass through my door, I am not happy when it can not be good kidney, when I am angry, let him accumulate water, suffocate it! Bladder: Hello everyone! I am in charge of the bladder. As you know, without the bladder, what is the use of kidneys and ureters alone, where does the urine flow to ah? They can only live normally if I am the one who takes in all the water. Prostate: Hello everyone! I’m a prostate, my name is known. It is a household name! Who is not afraid to get prostatitis? If you do not serve me well, I let the bladder burst! It kidney ureter also can not escape blame. Urethra: Hello everyone! I am the urethra, the urethra is the most difficult place, they eat and drink, I give them every day to see the door, but also every day complain that I did not watch the door, prostatitis said I did not keep the bacteria out of the door, got a stone said my urethra grows too thin, urine can not be discharged rely on my door is not big enough, really pissed me off. Human body: these organs of mine are quite powerful, who I can not afford to mess with ah! Every day good food and drink to serve, but also suspected that the food is salty, spicy dishes, eat more, they say protein urine, high uric acid, too difficult to serve! Kidneys: we are not hard to serve ah! My last kidney stone did not suffocate me, I asked him to eat less calcium tablets, drink more water, he said I can die of pain, but also do not want to drink a 2,000, 3,000 every day, decades of endless irrigation, that will not let me die! Ureter: That’s right, drinking so much water every day, flowing all the time, my ureter can’t stand it, you’d better let me rest! Bladder: It’s better to drink more water, otherwise I’m going to get inflammation here, frequent, urgent and painful urination, which can be unbearable for the body. Urethra: I also agree with the bladder man, drink more water my urethra also clean, save the prostate always blame me not keep the door. The prostate: I am an important organ for human reproduction, you want to have a son? The actual fact is that you can find a lot of people who are not able to get a good deal on a lot of things. Especially your foreskin is too long, always bring some dirty things affect me. The actual fact is that you will be able to get a lot more than just a few of these. Prostate: Go to the doctor and get circumcised! Bladder: Yes! Get it done! Your foreskin often blocks the urethra in old age, making my bladder feel uncomfortable. Kidneys, ureters: we feel the same way, we support it! Human body: Ouch, you guys just stop blaming each other. Look at my bloody urine today and see who’s to blame. Kidney: I’m fine, I don’t feel anything at all, the problem must not be with me. Ureter: I’m fine too, look how well the urine is flowing! It’s clattering, clattering, clattering. Bladder: That’s weird! I’m fine here! Urethra: You’re all fine, what can happen to my urethra! Body: Stop! What? What’s wrong with you? You can’t get away with it, so tell me one by one. If it weren’t for you guys, I’d be pissing blood myself. Take a good look! Come on, who will speak first? You? You! Let’s say it from the top down! Kidney: Ugh! When everything I top, my territory is so big, if I walk a circle, equivalent to walking around the world, this human body is also particularly stingy, not to buy a jet plane, but also to buy a Mercedes or something. Ureter: he also wants to buy a plane, I do not ask for much, give me a Sprint, Maxton on it, otherwise I have no way to check ah! Bladder: To check it out quickly, a car is a must, either give me a thoroughbred German horse, I’ll make do. Prostate: Oops! I have rugged roads, high mountains and dangerous roads, complicated waterways, the most suitable to buy f submarine inspection, the least is also made in Russia. Urethra: I have curved roads, uphill and downhill, I’m afraid it’s difficult for ordinary cars to travel, if there is an American Land Rover, with automatic navigation